Mi Nearly Buss Di Lotto... But End Up Rich Same Way!
So hear mi now…
One Friday evening, mi deh pon mi phone, vibesin', when mi see di Cash Pot draw. Mi granny always tell mi: “Bet pon yuh dreams, it might change yuh life.”
Well, mi did dream say mi teeth drop out—dat mean “dead,” right? So mi bet 34, clean. But mi neva stop deh so. Mi seh, “Just in case,” and throw likkle money pon 5 number—34, 18, 1, 23, and 31. Mi feel invincible!
Mi tell mi fren dem, “Mi ago rich by tomorrow. Start call mi Richie Rich!”
Saturday come.
Mi buy mi curry goat, big bottle of Ting, and sit down fi watch di draw like mi inna church.
Di number dem start draw:
💥 First number: 18.
💥 Second number: 1.
💥 Third number: 23.
💥 Fourth number: 31.
Mi start sweat. Mi chest tight. Is like mi heart a tap dance.
Den di fifth number draw... not 34. A 22.
Mi bawl out, “Mi nearly buss di Lotto star!”
Mi granny laugh till shi almost drop off di chair. Mi bredda seh, “So close, yute! But close cya buy house!”
But Here’s Di Twist…
Mi vex whole night. Can’t sleep. Den mi get a random ad pon YouTube:
"Start Selling T-Shirts with No Money Down!"
Mi click it outta boredom.
Learn seh mi can design shirt wid Jamaican sayings, post dem on a site name Redbubble, and every time somebody buy, mi get paid.
Mi seh, “Mi ago try dis. Wah mi haffi lose?”
Mi first design:
“Mi Nearly Buss Di Lotto” – wid a cartoon face a cry laugh.
Mi post it, share di link pon mi WhatsApp groups and TikTok.
💥 First week: 3 shirts sell.
💥 Second week: 12 more.
💥 Month three: Mi mek $245 USD.
💥 By Christmas: $1,000+ from T-shirts alone.
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Because sometimes di blessing come when yuh miss di win... not when yuh buss!
Moral of di story?
Mi never buss di lotto…
But mi still buss online.
All because mi tek mi “loss” and turn it inna hustle.
So next time life beat yuh down, don’t bawl too long—turn it into a T-shirt and sell it!
This a 2wenteez Media reminder:
Yuh joke can turn money. Yuh story can turn brand. Yuh likkle idea can change yuh life.
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